Saggy Wars

Saggy Wars is a comical text based game that is set in a nursing home. It is a joke on what the elderly really do in their nursing homes. In the game you can choose from five different occupations, each having its own benefits and downfalls. In addition, you can kidnap children and train them to fight other grandchildren to gain money. Food, drugs, equipment, and bling-bling are all an important part of the game, and there are serveral ways to obtain them all. The game hosts open markets where you can buy things from other players, and places to buy things from the system. You can also go on adventures to get addition items, where you use your grandchildren to protect you. Sickness is a newly implemented idea, but it is in the game. SIckness prevents you from doing different activities(depending on what you have) until you get pills to get you on the path to health. Saggy Wars has a small community currently, but is planning on expanding at a large rate very soon. The Saggy Wars community has a several ways in which to communicate. There is a forum, a chat room, mail, shoutouts, and a built in AJAX based instant messenger. Come join us to see all the fun that you've been missing!